Suggested bloody pairing: sangria.
Yeah, you read that bloody pairing right: I’m changing my post-colon format back to a lowercase letter following a colon. The Chicago Manual only says to be consistent in this regard, so my uppercase choice wasn’t heretical; however, my tastes have changed, and I’m going back to the mainstream preference for the little guy. So from now on, lowercase is consistent. Take that, The Actual Text!
Also, I’ll be out of the country this week having a damb (like lamb cursed to hell) honeymoon. That means no drawing, which means YOU have to make comics to keep us entertained.
Yes, it’s WYOMING V. (If you don’t know, that stands for Write Your Own Mountain-Inspired Narrative Graphic. Five.) Put in your own words, and then send it to isto at mountain comics dot com.
I’m sorry I didn’t have time to draw a new WYOMING, but more than that, I’m not. A lot of life is happening now, y’know? I’ve gotta buy sunscreen and shit. I’m a redhead living in Portland in January. I get sunburn from a 100 watt bulb.
The grocery store sells bread according to lightness. They’ve got rye, wheat, white, and me.
If I hear someone yell, “KILL WHITEY,” I don’t worry. But if they ever yell, “KILL TRANSPARENTY,” well…
When sunlight hits a traditional vampire, they turn to dust. When sunlight hits a Twilight vampire, they sparkle. When sunlight hit me, I learned about the solar system. Why am I right next to a star?!
Try the veal! Tip your waitress!
Have fun and congrats!
I don’t get why everyone congratulates me on this. All I had to do was ask a woman who’s wanted to marry me for eons if she’d be down with playing out my marriage joke. That’s easy as hell. But I make quality blackened catfish, and no one says peep. THAT shit’s hard! It tends to stick to the pan!
Oh hell yeah, time to Wyoming it up like I’m Arbuckle Vespucci and there’s a blank space left in the map. So this is a recycled comic? I don’t remember it.
Air pressure is such a fickle thing. Sometimes it gets mad that wind resistance is being ignored and it takes its revenge.
Wait I thought you got married already. Delayed honeymoon?
I am sick of people yelling ‘kill Transparenty’ and I think we ought to shine a light on that whole thing. Also I’m a big fan of baseball pitcher Transparenty Ford.
If it existed already… I kinda wanna make sure I don’t accidentally the same jokes, because my memory and my creativity are kinda doing that thing where they’re sitting together with one thigh over the other’s thigh.
“Arbuckle Vespucci” is too good a name to have such a dumb role in history, but yeah, this WYOMING was originally this comic:
http://mountaincomics.com/comic/mt1214/
Which was in response to someone thinking the plumber’s ass in the previous comic looked like a character on its own.
The funniest thing about air to me is how many people think our atmosphere is pure oxygen. They’re 79% wrong, AND haven’t thought about how striking a match doesn’t set the entire sky aflame.
Got married in October, honeymooning now because it’s an escape from Portland winter (and because of the wife’s job obligations), so yeah, delayed honeymoon.
I always thought a good porn name would be Transparenty Bulger.
Have fun and congrats! … with/on your ability to make blackened catfish.
Also re the bloody pairing, I believe post-colonial capital format changes are not that uncommon, e.g. Léopoldville -> Kinshasa.