More like someone lured biology into a loveless marriage with empty promises of support and companionship, had an ongoing affair with biology’s brother and got a divorce once the trysting was discovered, and then collected huge alimony payments and spent […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shampoo Week Happy Shampoo Week! I hope you’re all remembering to use shampoo — but don’t overdo it. Find a shampooing schedule that makes your hair clean and nice-smelling without leaving it dry and damaged. Again, for Shampoo Week enthusiasts […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you haven’t already, go ahead and say “Pelican Cello” out loud a few times. Such euphony! You’ll feel like a sexy Italian person seducing someone by identifying a bird and an instrument. Turns out that’s a really addictive feeling.
This was supposed to go up Monday, but my idiot girlfriend didn’t know who Cybill Shepherd was. So it should’ve gone up Tuesday, but, in a show of bravado, I made it go up Monday anyway, because time works for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The idea that odd numbers can’t exist made perfect sense to me the other night between bouts of sleep. 200 years from now, some dude is going to have the same idea, but he’ll write it down and revolutionize all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…