new hobby: add I’m not racist to the beginning of every sentence. It’s gonna get a little weird considering I also add “but not in a sexual way” to the end of most of my sentences.
Cold: They’re actually no rarer than magenta, yellow, or black eye lasers, but Big Laser Printer keeps that fact a secret so as to drive up the price of 4cp.
Houseplant: I’m not racist, but that sounds like quite a mouthful — but not in a sexual way.
I know what Wistala would say to that! Yes! The liver is the tastiest, and healthiest, part of any beast! Including people!
And Wistala is a character IN a book, so I think she gets the definitive say here. Even though she is, technically a… well, a dragon. I’d think that realizing you’re a dragon is not the easiest phase to go through, and it probably gets pretty embarrassing sometimes. Like how it feels when you realize you’re a feline monstrosity, a feeling *some of us* know waaay too much about.
So Tala’s lucky she was born a dragon and she didn’t have to go through all that.
January 28th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
cyan eye lasers are unfortunately rare. he’s lucky.
January 28th, 2013 at 2:31 pm
new hobby: add I’m not racist to the beginning of every sentence. It’s gonna get a little weird considering I also add “but not in a sexual way” to the end of most of my sentences.
January 28th, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Cold: They’re actually no rarer than magenta, yellow, or black eye lasers, but Big Laser Printer keeps that fact a secret so as to drive up the price of 4cp.
Houseplant: I’m not racist, but that sounds like quite a mouthful — but not in a sexual way.
January 29th, 2013 at 8:20 am
I’ll bet the appendix would be a treat. Maybe some of the leaves, too.
April 7th, 2013 at 2:00 pm
I know what Wistala would say to that! Yes! The liver is the tastiest, and healthiest, part of any beast! Including people!
And Wistala is a character IN a book, so I think she gets the definitive say here. Even though she is, technically a… well, a dragon. I’d think that realizing you’re a dragon is not the easiest phase to go through, and it probably gets pretty embarrassing sometimes. Like how it feels when you realize you’re a feline monstrosity, a feeling *some of us* know waaay too much about.
So Tala’s lucky she was born a dragon and she didn’t have to go through all that.