November 13th, 2012

The Impossible Arm

I don’t know why every flag has to be called “Ol’ [something].” I guess it’s just the way that buffalo takes its tea.


  1. ColdFusion

    I’m just sitting here wheezing with laughter at the honestly brilliant idea of a transparent sheet of plastic as the flag… my only other thoughts are how stubby-winged that poor condor is. Put him out of his misery, onion.

  2. Klear

    My only thoughts are that the onion doesn’t have a bitemark, which means… precisely nothing.

  3. Offendi

    The old flag is a terrible idea. Dusty wind and continuous stresses will slowly make it a scratched and muddy sheet of plastic, like the cellophane I use to cover my books.

  4. isto

    Fortunately, a given flag never had to fly all that long, since the city was never at a loss for sheets of clear plastic.

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