October 30th, 2012

Cute Roundabout Infuser

You can stick “but not in a sexual way” after so many sentences to great effect. “I’ve got a lot of homework to do tonight, but not in a sexual way.” “Man, I’m sick of this road construction, but not in a sexual way.”

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  1. Klear

    Getting a bite taken out of it can be taken as character development for the onion, I think.

    The sad thing is that if there is an onion without the bitemark later, we won’t know if it’s lack of continuity, super regenerative abilities or if it’s simply a different onion.

    Hmmm… now that I think of it… yeah, definitely lack of continuity… silly me.

  2. The Sentient Houseplant

    I hope it wasn’t development, this is Mountain Time dammit, not some hoity-toity BOOK.

  3. ColdFusion

    splurp is the best lirus-related sound effect i’ve ever heard.

  4. isto

    Klear: I was thinking about that, and I don’t see why an injured onion wouldn’t have SOME regenerative abilities. I mean, a normal, hangs-out-in-the-ground onion would heal somewhat if you took a chunk out of it, right? This could explain some of the more wonkily shaped Mountain Time onions we’ve seen.

  5. The Soul of a Talking Leopard Whose Soul is Actually a Changeling Named "Shadow the Leopard, why the #@!#!! Would you Think I was called Shadow the Hedgehog?", who is Currently Hunting Antelopes for Their Livers, Unless he's Doing Something Else

    My soul was originally meant to be human.
    The problem was, whenever I was born human, I would get eaten by crocodiles almost immediately. But not in a sexual way.

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