July 23rd, 2012

River Valley Time 1

First-time readers: You’re doing really well! The first thing I ever read was Hop on Pop, I think.

First-time Mountain Time readers: There’s like 10 jokes here you can’t even see. Time to hit the archives.

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  1. I AM NOT LOGGED IN

    IT’S BIZZARO MOUNTAIN TIME

  2. hello happy pirate

    I would just like to say that I get it.
    Turf Rat.
    That’s a clever one.

  3. isto

    NOT LOGGED: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aovGJpPgUp8

    HHP: Thanks. It occurs to me that Surf Rat is also kinda territorial, but he takes his territory with him everywhere he goes.

  4. ColdFusion

    I’m snickering so hard.. and yet i’m slightly disturbed to see such a strange universe.. especially Dana.. that’s.. just WRONG somehow. What’s more wrong, an onion gently caring for condor eggs, or just a condor that eats onions?

  5. isto

    They’re both so disgusting that I didn’t even consider putting them in.

  6. The Sentient Houseplant

    Guys, I’m scared.

  7. Golden Joe

    How did I get here I am not good with the computer.

  8. ItsBegunWithOne

    I can computer good and I still don’t know how I got here.

    I think, therefore I’m a dinosaur.

  9. Offendi

    None of this could have been possible if the mountain time logo didn’t make perfect sense upside down.

  10. isto

    It IS an expertly designed logo.

  11. StephenM3

    I know this is still home, because “Helping people is its own food” is an amazing phrase.

  12. Lemoncurry?

    Gregarious Hamster? What next, a Pegasus which washes windows exclusively with booze?
    Meanwhile in Sinkhole Time, Serf Rat meekly obeys the tyrannical dictates of the local Lord while continually Farming the Field of Feudalism! Has that already been done? Time to reread the Archive!

  13. isto

    Ooh, Window Washing Pegasus is better than my idea for the River Valley Unicorn.

    Also, http://mountaincomics.com/2009/07/30/mountain-time-75/

  14. xscythe7x

    … Wow. I don’t know… Hal? He’s only in one place, and he helps people? A dinosaur that doesn’t know what he is? DANA DEBEERS? And she doesn’t like salmon? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MAN

  15. Come Die With Us

    Samurai Scallion who Spins?
    The Great Hot God?
    Goffik Tortoise?
    Drug Dealing Goat?
    Hola Burrito?
    Polarbear Greek Chorus?

  16. The Grim Auxilatrix

    Sagittarius Buoy Trollcop
    Tacothulhu
    Window Washing Pegasus

  17. Gorank

    What’s next? Deep-sea divers that eat their discoveries? The Non-Euclidean Chimneys, who worship Greg’s archnemesis, Pixiebrick?

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