July 23rd, 2012
River Valley Time 1
First-time readers: You’re doing really well! The first thing I ever read was Hop on Pop, I think.
First-time Mountain Time readers: There’s like 10 jokes here you can’t even see. Time to hit the archives.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:03 am
IT’S BIZZARO MOUNTAIN TIME
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:05 pm
I would just like to say that I get it.
Turf Rat.
That’s a clever one.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:48 pm
NOT LOGGED: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aovGJpPgUp8
HHP: Thanks. It occurs to me that Surf Rat is also kinda territorial, but he takes his territory with him everywhere he goes.
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I’m snickering so hard.. and yet i’m slightly disturbed to see such a strange universe.. especially Dana.. that’s.. just WRONG somehow. What’s more wrong, an onion gently caring for condor eggs, or just a condor that eats onions?
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:23 pm
They’re both so disgusting that I didn’t even consider putting them in.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Guys, I’m scared.
July 24th, 2012 at 12:40 am
How did I get here I am not good with the computer.
July 24th, 2012 at 2:17 am
I can computer good and I still don’t know how I got here.
I think, therefore I’m a dinosaur.
July 24th, 2012 at 7:06 am
None of this could have been possible if the mountain time logo didn’t make perfect sense upside down.
July 24th, 2012 at 9:39 am
It IS an expertly designed logo.
July 24th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I know this is still home, because “Helping people is its own food” is an amazing phrase.
July 24th, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Gregarious Hamster? What next, a Pegasus which washes windows exclusively with booze?
Meanwhile in Sinkhole Time, Serf Rat meekly obeys the tyrannical dictates of the local Lord while continually Farming the Field of Feudalism! Has that already been done? Time to reread the Archive!
July 24th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Ooh, Window Washing Pegasus is better than my idea for the River Valley Unicorn.
Also, http://mountaincomics.com/2009/07/30/mountain-time-75/
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:08 pm
… Wow. I don’t know… Hal? He’s only in one place, and he helps people? A dinosaur that doesn’t know what he is? DANA DEBEERS? And she doesn’t like salmon? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MAN
February 24th, 2013 at 7:29 am
Samurai Scallion who Spins?
The Great Hot God?
Goffik Tortoise?
Drug Dealing Goat?
Hola Burrito?
Polarbear Greek Chorus?
March 2nd, 2013 at 8:49 am
Sagittarius Buoy Trollcop
Tacothulhu
Window Washing Pegasus
June 1st, 2013 at 12:19 am
What’s next? Deep-sea divers that eat their discoveries? The Non-Euclidean Chimneys, who worship Greg’s archnemesis, Pixiebrick?