July 13th, 2012


According to Google, no one else has used the phrase “mountainous sea bass” on the Internet. I’m starting to think nobody’s even trying anymore.


  1. ColdFusion

    “home is where the home is” is the kinda thing I’d say..
    i think Dendrite brand glue is the only glue adequate for attaching mountainous enhancement to rolling-hill-bass that need a little extra something.
    I would love a giant hermit crab cage.. I’d put a coconut crab in it with some gigantic snail shells and see if he used them

  2. The Sentient Houseplant

    I prefer my sea bass fried.

  3. isto

    Cold: I’d like to have “home is where the home is” in a cross-stitch for the entryway of my apartment. Also, a giant hermit crab cage seems like something from a Nickelodeon game show back in the day.

    Houseplant: You’re preaching to the frying choir.

  4. ItEndsWithTens

    If you want to see a bass and some mountains (in a dream, no less), you just need to look in the right place. Namely a Playstation emulator running a copy of LSD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF55WLjljMQ The mountains are not ON the bass, mind you, but we can’t expect late 90s game developers in Japan to have foreseen such an innovation.

  5. Smile

    Bass also drink more beer at night, especially large mouth bass. Try using a large baeestrd lure in bad lighting near closing time. Good luck!

  6. The Soul of a Talking Leopard Whose Soul is Actually a Changeling Named "Shadow the Leopard, why the #@!#!! Would you Think I was called Shadow the Hedgehog?", who is Currently Hunting Antelopes for Their Livers, Unless he's Doing Something Else

    They’ve been attacked with the Tissue Compression Eliminator!
    Someone’s going to have to deal with this Giles Estram fellow sooner or later.

    I just realized.
    Dave is a time lord!

  7. Isto

    Would a timelord wear something silly like a top h — oh. Wow.

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