July 9th, 2012
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UPDATE
I shouldn’t have to tell you that I’d much rather do a post on Friday the 13th than on Thursday the 12th, but I’m doing it anyway because I’m a big fan of written communication.

July 9th, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Indeed, Caesar was just named after someone who was born by c-section..
but while we’re nitpicking, that’s a pronghorn, which isn’t really an antelope..
July 9th, 2012 at 5:56 pm
What passes for an antelope in the Mountain Time Zone passes for one in Mountain Time.
July 9th, 2012 at 11:24 pm
That must be a very enthusiastic gun to shout YA like that before BANG. Or it could just be allergic to divers, making that a sort of gun-sneeze. If that is the case, Gesundheit.
July 10th, 2012 at 12:57 am
I think it just saw Friday the 13th Part VI one too many times.
July 10th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
I wouldn’t shoot a pegalope or a prongasus out of the sky, either. Does that make me a vegetarian? (I almost typed prog-asus, which would have been a very different kind of animal.)
July 10th, 2012 at 5:42 pm
I don’t know about a vegetarian, but it does make you a weak spot in the event of pegalope invasion.
July 12th, 2012 at 6:28 am
“I just shot an antelope out of the sky, Paul.” I would love to see that quote on a t-shirt.
And I guess that gun has accent bullets, I’ve never known a gun to “Ya-BANG” before.
March 13th, 2013 at 1:55 pm
I think Paul is too many people in Mountain Time.
He should slow down and try just being three people at once, or even two!