September 7th, 2010
The Unstartled Giraffe 5
(To be continued.) (This story started here, for all you newcomers who just heard of Mountain Time on Oprah yesterday.)
Dude’s pretty good at recognizing a sleeping Helen Hunt from a distance, isn’t he? And at sweating. Dude rules the schools at sweating.

September 7th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Wow, Oprah! You’re really moving down in the world!
September 7th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Does that mean mountain time will be giving away free cars to it’s commenters?
September 7th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
a spear is a sword is a spade, so to speak. Helen Hunt is kinda pretty :D
September 7th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Albino: I’m sad to see the avatar go! Incidentally, I don’t know why the “transcribe” button hasn’t been showing up lately. My guess is it’s because I’m a piss-poor web designer.
HHP: Well, given that some Mountain Time commenters have spoken out about their dislike for cars, no. But I am still accepting free essays about Canada, which is practically the same thing.
ColdFusion: I do have a knack for portraying the female form, don’t I? :/
September 8th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
When do we get our essays?