September 7th, 2010

The Unstartled Giraffe 5

(To be continued.) (This story started here, for all you newcomers who just heard of Mountain Time on Oprah yesterday.)

Dude’s pretty good at recognizing a sleeping Helen Hunt from a distance, isn’t he? And at sweating. Dude rules the schools at sweating.


  1. AlbinoNinja

    Wow, Oprah! You’re really moving down in the world!

  2. hello happy pirate

    Does that mean mountain time will be giving away free cars to it’s commenters?

  3. ColdFusion

    a spear is a sword is a spade, so to speak. Helen Hunt is kinda pretty :D

  4. isto

    Albino: I’m sad to see the avatar go! Incidentally, I don’t know why the “transcribe” button hasn’t been showing up lately. My guess is it’s because I’m a piss-poor web designer.

    HHP: Well, given that some Mountain Time commenters have spoken out about their dislike for cars, no. But I am still accepting free essays about Canada, which is practically the same thing.

    ColdFusion: I do have a knack for portraying the female form, don’t I? :/

  5. Marrow

    When do we get our essays?

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