August 16th, 2010
The Unstartled Giraffe
It’s true: he’s got years of experience at not turning into water.
There’s a fair chance of a Tuesday update, but I can’t guarantee it — I’m currently turning into water myself.
August 16th, 2010 at 12:03 am
I was a humidity martyr once. How Am I still here you ask?
I got better.
August 16th, 2010 at 11:19 am
I wouldn’t taunt air. Just think about the things it could do to you!
August 16th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
i was an elephant once or twice
August 16th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
See my problem is, where I live, the air has all the water it needs. I’m TRYING to give it some, cool off a bit, but it refuses.. it won’t accept it.. so it just stays on me.. That, and I have powerful engines installed in my thighs that run hot and won’t turn off when not in use..
August 16th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
HHP: Humidity martyrdom is like being a newt?
Joe: Air is pretty powerful, but can be defeated easily with the leaf shield, which you acquire when you beat Wood Man.
Dav: The elephant got startled. The giraffe did not.
ColdFusion: I think your air is also trying to turn you into water, but by a different method: if you keep producing water that doesn’t incorporate into the air, eventually you will have converted entirely. Also, you have roboquads too?
August 17th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Sooooooo…. I’m guessing we’re not having a tuesday comic?
August 19th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Apparently not a Thursday comic either. I expect that isto has fully turned into water.
August 20th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
.. I guess that was more of an obituary.. but they didn’t have those back on the Oregon Trail so I don’t know about them.
August 20th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
.. I had fake html tags there with ‘headstone’ but they didn’t show up.. that’s why I said.. .. nvm.
August 20th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Sorry, dudes. I’m now in my 3rd phase. I should be reconstituted by Monday.
August 20th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
Told you you can get better.
August 24th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
IS THIS THE END OF MOUNTAIN TIME AS WE KNOW IT!?
August 25th, 2010 at 12:22 am
WILL ANYTHING EVER STARTLE THAT GIRAFFE!?
August 25th, 2010 at 1:20 am
Maybe we have to wait until Winter, when all the water freezes.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Would he be Ice-to then? *rimshot*