July 22nd, 2010
We Are The Future So You Don’t Have To
It’s probably worth noting that today’s comic was partially inspired by Tori Spelling.
Don’t forget: there’s new Spatula Drama coming this Saturday and Sunday!
The unicorn made the Characters page, by the way.
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:08 am
So… dwarf planets are actually small animals with helipacks floating around in space…?
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:09 am
Which is actually just one giant bar owned by a unicorn?
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:48 am
If you think that interpretation will get my name in the astronomy books, then yes. Absolutely.
Also, I wouldn’t call them small animals. Quaoar seems to be a bear that’s as large as (or larger than) a unicorn, and Makemake is bigger still.
July 22nd, 2010 at 7:13 am
Dude, the unicorn did not make the Characters page. I looked up, down, left right, sideways, intraveniously, in a parralell universite (where it still did not) at that page and couldn’t find him
July 22nd, 2010 at 7:34 am
Finally! I’ve been wanting bar-tending unicorn to be in the character’s page for… hold on… 16 comics now!
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:52 am
Bart: It really seems to me that he did, right after the penguins. Did you try refreshing the page?
HHP: That’s not that long at all — the penguins waited for well over a year.
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Don’t they have laws about throwing bricked cheese? That’s how my cousin broke his leg.
July 22nd, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Wait, the unicorn made it TO the page, or he MADE the page?
The steak-slug there will have its revenge when it gets run over and the train promptly runs out of track.
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Unicorns can’t make webpages. That’s ridiculous.
Joe: It’s hard to bring the law down on Eris.
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Generally I’m more of a chocolate fan, but that unicorn certainly makes cheese seem appealing. I’ll pass on the brick fondue, though.
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:30 am
A man once read cheese
Interesting provolone
But never again
July 23rd, 2010 at 6:40 am
Hello sir,
I haven’t commented on Mountain Time yet, but I figured that I should. I just wanted to say that I believe that your comics are written specifically for people that are high. They just make so much sense. When one is… under the influence of marijuana.
Thank you.
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Actually isto, Bart is right. Bartender Unicorn isn’t there.
July 24th, 2010 at 6:16 am
Isto,
the penguins are not there either. I’ve refreshed the page several times (then and now) and it ends with the sneezing girl
July 24th, 2010 at 9:45 am
Are you guys taking the piss or what? I see bartending unicorn and penguins and there’s no sneezing girl.. but then if it’s a subtle joke I apologize for not getting it.
July 24th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
ColdFusion: Seriously, It won’t show up! I can’t get it to show me anything past Adios Taco. (at least that’s the last one that show’s up with descriptions)
Bart: That last picture’s Donna. Remember? Please do not eat me, I am not a fish?
July 24th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
That is very odd. I can’t think of a reason why it wouldn’t show up. Then again, I’m not exactly good at this web stuff.
July 24th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
The only problem I’ve had with the characters page is some pictures not showing up, but the descriptions are always there, and the pictures reappear after I refresh the page once or twice. I didn’t encounter that problem before Bartending Unicorn showed up, so perhaps a bit of Windex-based drink spilled on the page is the source of the malfunction.
July 25th, 2010 at 10:30 am
all I know is I’m getting more and more inclined to draw me some Donna the Bears fanart.
July 25th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I highly encourage Donna the Bears fanart. Isto’s apartment needs some decorating and a sexy-schizophrenic-bear-woman would look great in the living room.
July 27th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I FIGURED OUT WHAT’S WRONG.
Internet Explorer, at least on Windows 8, won’t show some of the characters page.
BUT! If you use Google chrome, you can see all the page in it’s splendor!
July 27th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Oh explorer, you have problems.. I gave you so many years of my life..
So yeah, fanart’s been done for days but I wanna post it when the comic updates.. but maybe I’m jinxing it..
July 27th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Ah, right. I often forget some people don’t use Firefox. It’s still odd, though, because I didn’t do anything different with the new additions.