Ocean Fur Bacon Cake
So I totally decided to make the one character Florida before I realized there was going to be a ding-dong joke. Then, when the joke came, I was like, “Wow, there’re layers to that! This is why you should always consider casting phallic landmasses into supporting actor roles, Hollywood.”
Oh, hey, and I’m going to go ahead and put up another reminder to read this Mountain Time special feature comic. My sense of when to stop posting reminder links is very weak, probably because of how I stopped posting reminder links all the time when I was young. (That sentence is way weirder than I thought it’d be.)

March 11th, 2010 at 7:31 am
mmmm, thinking about the preposition broccoli makes me hungry for a direct object peach
March 11th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Predicate Almonds are where it’s at.
Now as for portal-utilizing triceratopsseses… Well that’s just.. the most brilliant.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:45 am
Thanks! Triceratops lived in the late Cretaceous, had a skull that made up a third of its body length, and was waaay better at physics than Newton.
March 13th, 2010 at 11:31 am
Hmm, that’s odd. Just as I’m about to get off my lazy butt and do some transcriptions. They’re already done! Thank you mystery transcriber.
March 13th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Nevermind, the box is back. Ignore that.