March 8th, 2010
Steam Supreme
You know how they’ve been making Froot Loops forever, but only recently realized they could put marshmallows in it? It’s such an obvious progression, but it took a long time to come about. Likewise, it just now occurred to me that I could put kung fu battles in Mountain Time. It also just occurred to me that telling a kung fu fighter that you like his marshmallows would be hilarious, so everybody go do that.
Another thing everybody should go do is read the super-special Mountain Time Travelogue feature that can be found right here.

March 8th, 2010 at 8:29 am
that poor man has a burnt ice cream cone stuck to his chin!
March 8th, 2010 at 9:57 am
Don’t we ALL have a burnt ice cream cone stuck to our chin?
March 8th, 2010 at 10:59 am
We do. But mine is really, really tiny.
March 8th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Marshmallows in froot loops seems just wrong to me.. like that new chocolate cheerios.. Maybe if the ’shmallows were -inside- the loops, i could see it..
Also, aren’t hot dogs -already- preserved? I mean they won’t last forever but they do a good job for being technically raw meat.
March 8th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
A man asked me to change for a dollar once.
So he gave me a dollar and I stopped misinterpreting things that strangers said to me.
March 8th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
ColdFusion: I agree, but then, I’d just go with Fruity Pebbles to begin with.
NotHam: I prefer to remain devoted to poor comprehension habits.
March 8th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
If someone gave me a Personal Space Invaders arcade game I would totally salad with them… hint hint.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:50 am
I keep saying to myself in my head I am going to transcribe comics but I rarely know what to call the characters.
Is there some sort of standardized nomenclature to be used or something.
March 10th, 2010 at 5:27 am
Crys, don’t worry, I’ve got this one COVERED!
Nah, but if you ever feel the need, just think of some generic name. It usually works for me.
March 10th, 2010 at 10:49 am
Yeah. For instance, in this one, you could have Snake, Guy, Chick, Space Invaders Gun, Ninja, The Great One and, um, Creature.
March 10th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
You could always come back again to Colombia, where we have Condors as national bird: it’s on our shield, we have 3 different types of onions, and don’t forget to visit Medellín, where it’s always mountain-time, always spring-time, though, sometimes we eat pizza.
March 10th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Sounds pretty sweet, though I eat pizza much more than just sometimes.