December 14th, 2009
Gargons!
Don’t worry — the condor totally got skewered. You have to realize that the onion put in a hell of a lot of time on this kill, so it’s natural for him to want to savor it by waiting for the condor to turn around, realize his secret “island” hideout is worthless and try to fly away, only to be run through by a harpoon mid-takeoff, his limp body then falling into the ocean with a weak, irreverant “splish” seconds before being devoured by somewhat creeped-out sharks.
December 14th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Man, that sounds like one crazy 2005…
December 14th, 2009 at 9:03 am
my giant rock was actually filled with condor bones and a harpoon…
December 14th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I loved my rock!
December 14th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I was worried for a moment there. Wouldn’t want a condor to live.
December 14th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Everyone got a giant rock? All I got was giant Telly Savalas.
December 14th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Holy crap, Joe! You were the winner! Why’d you throw it into the ocean?
December 15th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Are you kidding me? It’s Telly Savalas. Why wouldn’t I?
December 15th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Good point.