November 19th, 2009
Mountain Time 129
For the record, I don’t get paid by the word.
Also, I hope that it’s clear that, in panel 7, the onion is reminiscing about a past kill — it’s not like he darted off, killed a condor real quick, and then went back to his monologue.

November 19th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
now THAT’s a small hat!
November 19th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
It’s even more fashionable than the fez/stick of dynamite!
November 19th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
AlbinoNinja: Thanks for the
excellentsuperb transcription! Seriously, it was much better than the ones I’ve done. I even liked your assigned villain names, though I did change “Obesity Man” to “Mild Obesity Man”, since it’s just 3 pounds we’re talking about. Please feel encouraged to transcribe any archived comics you want — that goes for anyone else, too!November 19th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
That other evil guy is going to have some problems creating an Interact O Tron 9000. Also, panel 10 is amazing.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:09 am
Sentient Canoes hate moose…s? What’s the proper plurisation of meese anyway?
November 20th, 2009 at 6:35 am
The second to last panel was maybe the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen.
November 20th, 2009 at 8:47 am
its pretty epic. they are paddling a walking canoe, shooting a plunger a a moose in the desert. awesome and awe inspiring.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:53 am
When were you guys going to let me know the onion is 15 years old?
November 21st, 2009 at 12:53 am
She swore she was sixteen.
November 21st, 2009 at 7:57 am
That’s not a desert. It doesn’t even have a cactus!
November 22nd, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I agree, Melodie. Apparently, my idea of rolling plains looks like sand dunes.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
I couldn’t really tell myself… I think I left the scenery out of the transcription.