November 3rd, 2009
Weaponry Listens To This, Too
You would not believe how far from my original idea this comic ended up. Wait — grammar. You would not believe how far from my original idea up this comic ended. There we go.
Also, happy birthday to the Constitution of the Netherlands!

November 3rd, 2009 at 8:01 am
snailbears in space would make an interesting musical
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:54 am
Where is the giant hand that presses the button on the giant can of spray paint? Also: I don’t think this plan will get the scientist laid. If women are men too, then all the attractive gay men would suddenly be open to sleeping with women, meaning the women would not be desperate enough to sleep with him. Nice try though. Perhaps he should seek guidance in the subtle warmth of a snailbear.
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
SNAIL-BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
i disagree. If the plan works, then he would be incredibly rich and everybody knows money > looks.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
no, the bonobo would take all the money and get laid. monkeys are sneaky
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Is that Snailbear the size of the Earth or just close up?
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Great. Now Snailbears are going to demand to be counted as men.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
I demand equal rights for snailbears! Who’s with me?
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Apes are not monkeys!
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Booster - If you give them rights, do you realize where that could lead?
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Albino - Snailbear president in 2025? Count me in!
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 pm
good catch, I forgot that they were indeed apes.
November 12th, 2009 at 11:09 am
“Women Are Men, Too” - Was this spraypainted as a trial run by someone before?
December 29th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Haha, vandalism is unethical! I totally was never involved in anything remotely like that! Mostly.