July 30th, 2009
Mountain Time 75
Vanuatu: independent for 29 years today. You go, Vanuatu!
WEEKEND UPDATE: Mountain Time just got social! If you’ll check out the “About” page, about three-fifths down, you’ll see a selection of awesome Mountain Time image links you can stick on your web page, your friends’ myspace/facebook/etc. profiles, internet forums, cars, horses, transdimensional quasi-matter or geraniums! It might not work out with those last few. We’re still testing.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Pogonoose?
Have you ever USED a pogo stick?
If you’re pogoing, you’re happy. there’s no need for a noose.
Unless you Pogo up, and catch people with the noose, and keep pogoing, as each jump beats and throttles them.
That’s probably the best idea ever, then.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:53 am
Now I know how to take care of my enemies, thank you Notorious Hamster.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
We should invent pogo sticks that also kill people in increasingly sophisticated ways. AIDS pogo stick anyone? Maybe gigantic lazer beam pogo stick? A pogo stick that also plays bad pop music?
July 30th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
How about the Pogo Stick Star? Half operational space battle station, half children’s toy made for whimsy and good times. Let’s face it. Pogo sticks are the most exploitable toy on the market right now.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
A pogo stick could be programmed to take its riders, by force, of course to see “Manos The Hands of Fate”. One would become attached to the stick and made to hop up and down, to and fro, while watching perhaps one of the greatest film disasters of all time. Now that would be a killer pogo stick!!