July 20th, 2009

Lisa Banes

Oops. I wrote this comic before I watched Manos: The Hands of Fate. Now I know the truth: the worst that could happen is that you watch Manos: The Hands of Fate.


  1. Golden Joe

    I don’t know. Wouldn’t Asphalt Golems walking on their hands while devouring humanity and banned soup be worse. I mean, they would be breaking the LAW.

    Great comic and everything. Manos: The Hands of Fate is quite an atrocity. You have my sympathy.

  2. verb is a noun

    The only good thing about the eventuality alluded to in Panel 6 would be the emergence of a whole new generation of pro-liquivore Souperheroes, and other such puns.

  3. The Notorious Hamster.

    I Love that newspaper headline.
    “Local Man Ages One Day Per Day”

  4. The Golden Protractor.

    How the hell did you do that, Notorious Hamster.? I will comment before you one day, and that day will be glorious.

    Gotta learn French. Or at least pop the above into a translator.

    I also love the “one day per day” thing. It’s like my joke that nobody ever laughs at about how I can travel forward in time at the rate of one second per second. I’m doing it right now.

  5. The Golden Protractor.

    Okay. “It is not it that he wanted to tell when he said ‘French Onion.’”
    What does that mean? Has the translator lead me astray?

  6. just plain john

    I’m not sure what is going on with this comic. It may be subliminal suggestion or just the title of the day, but everytime I read this, I feel the tremendous urge to drink a daquiri or fuzzy navel, you know some kind of COCKTAIL. Whatever works.

  7. Crys

    Indeed.. It’s more like, “This isn’t what he wanted to say when he said French Onion.” Who needs translators when you have years of French and months of Nice?

  8. Dougie

    What I wouldn’t give for one Nice month…

  9. isto

    Nicely done, just plain john.

  10. Petecific

    Are Asphalt Golems unlockable characters from the Nintendo RFG Dragon Warrior?

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