July 16th, 2009
Laurence Luckinbill
*Note: Mountain Time does not endorse gang violence among caribou (or humans). We recommend that caribou (or humans) seeking acceptance and structure do so by traveling in herds, grazing on lichens and growing large antlers.

July 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Does mountain time endorse Abraham Lincoln playing beach volleyball with a large bear wearing a hooded sweatshirt on top of a pentagram?
July 16th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Absolutely not! Bears should wear polo shirts when engaging in such activities.
July 16th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Where does that guy go for his Chinese food? I think I want a fortune cookie from there.
July 17th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I don’t think we should take such a serious issue as reindeer drive-bys so lightly. Such saddening gang activity is rampant among woodland creatures. Who did you think killed Bambi’s mom? (She owed him money.)
July 17th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I don’t mean to take it lightly, but, you know, you gotta pay up.
Anyway, I’m still waiting for the visual evidence of the awesomeness of the drawing of Lincoln shooting a cannon on a pirate boat, as mentioned on Mountain Time 62.
July 17th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Oh, I HAVE to find that drawing now, scan it, and show it to you. I just have no idea where it is, or if i even still have it…
July 19th, 2009 at 12:04 am
I can’t believe that Armstrong left Aldrin for dead at the hands of the space…scorpion. Also, does Santa know about his Reindeer and their deadly shenanigans?
Good work and such.