Violinist On The Shingles

June 18th, 2009

Violinist On The Shingles

Who wins battle between the Fiddler Crabs and the Gwen Stefani Turtles? Well, the crabs definitely win at proper verb-tense usage, diversity of lyrical gibberish and not marrying Gavin Rossdale. However, from what video games have taught me, simply walking into a turtle can be fatal. The actual outcome is anybody’s guess.

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  1. Golden Joe

    Video games have also taught me that turtle shells are dangerous projectiles when used properly.

  2. Juana

    I pulled myself outta Greenland once but i got back in (angoraphobia)

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