June 18th, 2009
Violinist On The Shingles
Who wins battle between the Fiddler Crabs and the Gwen Stefani Turtles? Well, the crabs definitely win at proper verb-tense usage, diversity of lyrical gibberish and not marrying Gavin Rossdale. However, from what video games have taught me, simply walking into a turtle can be fatal. The actual outcome is anybody’s guess.
June 18th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Video games have also taught me that turtle shells are dangerous projectiles when used properly.
June 19th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I pulled myself outta Greenland once but i got back in (angoraphobia)