A dragon would kick the Fuck You Zebra’s ass so hard its stripes would fall off. Fo sho. Actually, a dragon would kick the ass of just about anything, except maybe a black hole. Did you know that black holes are smaller than electrons? They are so small, in fact, that the idea of size is pretty much irrelevant. It’s that teeny tininess that makes them so bad ass, not necessarily their mass. See, the black hole has the same mass and therefore the same gravity as the collapsing core of the star that created it. It’s just that you can get much (much, much) closer to the place where the gravitational force maxes out than you could when it was a great big star. Eventually, it gets so small that the escape velocity of something that gets close to it reaches the speed of light and… holy hamsters… you have this tiny little nothing that is powerful enough to eat stars and eventually even galaxies. So, a dragon probably couldn’t beat that. Also, black holes don’t have an ass.
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May 28th, 2009 at 7:37 am
I am enamored with Lenny the Fuck You Zebra. He is my hero and should be integrated into every comic from this point on. Thank you in advance.
May 30th, 2009 at 9:03 am
A dragon would kick the Fuck You Zebra’s ass so hard its stripes would fall off. Fo sho. Actually, a dragon would kick the ass of just about anything, except maybe a black hole. Did you know that black holes are smaller than electrons? They are so small, in fact, that the idea of size is pretty much irrelevant. It’s that teeny tininess that makes them so bad ass, not necessarily their mass. See, the black hole has the same mass and therefore the same gravity as the collapsing core of the star that created it. It’s just that you can get much (much, much) closer to the place where the gravitational force maxes out than you could when it was a great big star. Eventually, it gets so small that the escape velocity of something that gets close to it reaches the speed of light and… holy hamsters… you have this tiny little nothing that is powerful enough to eat stars and eventually even galaxies. So, a dragon probably couldn’t beat that. Also, black holes don’t have an ass.
June 1st, 2009 at 5:20 pm
hey, I’ve been reading your comics for a long time now, and they’re awesome! this comic here is one of the best , really!!! lenny the fuck you zebra - sax solo !!! just great, with the os and the whole story!!
January 5th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Siphon, your theory proves Very interesting. Much disscussion will be imminent.